Wednesday, January 9, 2008
SUNDAY... NoHo ST COWABONGA CAULK-US
• NoHo's Mayor Sam
Debates No Home Depot Joe
Joselito's on Foothill in Tujunga 4PM
Mayor Sam's State of the Cowabonga-
For months, the old, dead Republican mayor,
Michael "Mayor Sam" Higby has tortured the
citizenry of Sunland-Tujunga for their opposition
to the opening of a Home Depot store in their community.
Ever willing to be the lone voice of capitalism and free
enterprise, the Mayor has steadfast held to private
property rights as the ST residents seek to get the
City to block the store's construction and opening.
For all these months, the Mayor has unleashed
a written barrage, and the loyal troops in Sunland-Tujunga
have said "Mayor Sam! You've got to come and see how these
mega-corporation is trying to shoehorn a behemoth of a
super hardware store into our tiny, rural community.
Then tell us you're in favor of Home Depot!"
So the hammer has been thrown down and Mayor Sam has accepted.
Following a personal, private tour by hometown hero and head
Home Depot hater Joe Barrett, the No2Home Depot people,
Michael, neighbors and bloggy friends alike will gather for
libations and fine Mexican repast at Joselitos, the very
same cantina where the alleged and legendary
"Do-It Center" scheme was hatched.
At that time the old, dead Republican Mayor himself declare
- yay or nay on Home Depot.
And a good time will be had by all.
Everyone is invited - we hope to see you there!
posted by Video Louis Elovitz